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A Look at D.C.'s Latest Elliptical, Rhyming Real Estate Listings

Realtor Tom Faison clearly appeals to the emotional center as many of his listings won't focus on the nuts and bolts of the property. Indeed several sound like they belong in slam poetry contests.

"Honey I love you but need some space, not a place, in each other's face, let's maintain romance without pushing finance, not be in the kitchen before coats have come off. Mature playfulness. A quiet conversation at a cocktail party. Gentle separation of social environs enlivens & brightens your smile around every bend. The rear? Oh dear! Quick I need a "most popular kid at Watkins" bumper sticker...."

Vox Media - Curbed Washington DC